Are you questioning my badassness?

Name's Noah Puckerman... 27, working as a bouncer at a bar in NYC. Friend's call me Puck. I guess they call me Noah too. Whatever. High school's in the past and shit has changed. We'll leave it at that.

Did my girlfriend just tell me that she bought underwear today?

Did she then show me one pair and say I couldn’t see the other?

Did she say I couldn’t see them because they were a surprise?

Did I just choke on my own saliva?

I… I’ll let you decide the answers to these questions on your own…

LSDKAHGJKFHGKJFDHGKFDHGKHDSFK.

  1. daffychick69 said: Oh dang!
  2. olderpuck posted this