Are you questioning my badassness?

Name's Noah Puckerman... 27, working as a bouncer at a bar in NYC. Friend's call me Puck. I guess they call me Noah too. Whatever. High school's in the past and shit has changed. We'll leave it at that.
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Did my girlfriend just tell me that she bought underwear today?

Did she then show me one pair and say I couldn’t see the other?

Did she say I couldn’t see them because they were a surprise?

Did I just choke on my own saliva?

I… I’ll let you decide the answers to these questions on your own…

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  1. daffychick69 said: Oh dang!
  2. olderpuck posted this